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"OK, this is the proposed flight route."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"We only got six days of funding."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Who's got the hammer?"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

Quality Control

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

When Engineers Crack.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

New arrival

The Tunnel Of Love

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New York Netherworld

Monday: Next 7 exits.

D.I.Y with dad.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"