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"OK, this is the proposed flight route."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"We only got six days of funding."

"Who's got the hammer?"

Quality Control

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

When Engineers Crack.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

"My wife tells me the bee has struck again!"

New York Netherworld

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

New arrival

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

D.I.Y with dad.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

The Tunnel Of Love

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Congratulations! You're the proud father of three healthy, bouncing tax deductions!'