Property Planner Gifts

"Imagine both the house and the blueprint."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Reverse Mortgage.

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Repossessions

"I've downsized."

"You've got termites."

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

Cat Day Planner.

"Well let`s see. It's going to be tight but I could squeeze you in for a walk at 1 pm."

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

'I need three estimates before I appoint an estate agent.' - 'Right, £120,000, £130,000 and £140,000.'

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

'Steve, I admire your determination to make this plan work.'

'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

God changes His will.

Little Investment on the Praire

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Box sold: 'I told you the property market was improving.'