Estate Planner Gifts

'One day son, 60 percent of this will be yours.'

'For those with particularly ungrateful children,the inheritance tax can be a comfort.'

"You're not going anywhere until we finalize our estate plan."

'We just created a living trust and I have no idea what to feed it.'

"..and to my cat, Wilhelm, I leave my wifes best couch."

God changes His will.

'One day this will be someone else's.'

"According to this, the cheshire cat gets everything."

"Apparently, he was a firm believer in reincarnation... He's left everything to himself."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'He's been frozen, and left everything to himself.'

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

father and son

'I want my will to be a dead giveaway.'

'If you're such a great estate planner, why aren't you retired?'

"As you all know your dear deceased Aunt Bessie was a very devoted cat lover...."

Sure, your finances are in order should you die, but what about your Facebook, Twitter and Snapchat accounts?

"I didn't really plan for this, so I'll need you to return my posthumous donation."

"Down the corridor, third right, and take with you as many as you think you'll need."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

"Never forget, Withers - where there's a will, there's a legal fee."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

The Heirs

"That completes the reading of her will. She also left an S.O.P. for how to live with you, should you ever remarry."

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"And I leave all my digital data to. . ."

'Now these are humble beginnings I could live with.'

'-and to all those cynics who said I couldn't take it with me-we're being cremated together.'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

'He took it with him.'

Nest egg goes to Henny Penny

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Law Office. Estates Settled. Call Reverend Willoughby and tell him, "Thy Will be done".