Estate Planning Aficionado Gifts

"You're not going anywhere until we finalize our estate plan."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Graph Your Relatives!

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Deadline

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

Contest of wills.

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Who Let the Dawg In?

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"These are all my financial papers - with the exception of the codes to my secret Swiss bank accounts, of course."

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

'They're playing house.'

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."