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"You're not going anywhere until we finalize our estate plan."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Graph Your Relatives!

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Deadline

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Contest of wills.

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'They're playing house.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."