Estate Planning Enthusiasts Gifts

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Graph Your Relatives!

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

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Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

"Look, son, real estate."

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"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Contest of wills.

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"I couldn't keep up the payments."