Will And Estate Planner Gifts

'As we all know your deceased Anna Clara was a devoted cat lover...'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

'Office' block tightening it's belt

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

European currency on the edge.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

Graph Your Relatives!

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

"I'm getting so old I don't remember where I buried my bone..."

"For details on the bear market, here's a bear..."