Inheritance Planner Gifts

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

'Stop encouraging him to drink red wine for longevity - I'm in his will.'

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"I just need reassurance, Debbie. When your Folks die you're coming into a bundle, right?"

Uncle talking to nephew about money

I'll be gone soon, but I've thought of you all in my will... I wonder if it'll be enough to get the loft done?

'If I can't take it with me, I want to be BURIED with it!'

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Graph Your Relatives!

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"Good news. Your medical prognosis is right in sync with your retirement portfolio."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Contest of wills.

"There's no need for your kitty to be envious. After state and federal taxes and legal administrative fees, Chessy's share of Aunt Martha's estate came to hardly anything."

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'