Inheritance Anticipator Gifts

'I'm afraid his lordship is in his 'disinherit the lot of you'mood today!'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

"Unless you really don't like one of your children, it's best to leave your debt divided equally between them."

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'No, Brian, an asteroid impact would never take us by surprise like it did the dinosaurs because we're highly intelligent and they were very stupid and dull-witted.'

'No, you can't fake your own death and leave all your money to yourself.'

'I'll read the will.' - 'I don't like the look of this.'

'Excluding our little granddaughter who called me 'orrible old smellypops!'

'Babies Unlimited, free delivery.'

"I've half a mind to protest."

father and son

'I went in to get my mortgage renewed. I said: 'Make it for eight months and four days!'. . . Am I only the one who thinks the world ends in December?'

"What would you like done with your DNA?"

'It would have been easier to prove your father was of sound mind when he wrote this will if he hadn't written it on the headed notepaper of the psychiatric hospital in which he'd been sectioned.'

"Your next of kin is going to inherit a lot of money."

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

God next to earth 'Sensational offer, last days'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

'It's the Executor of my Grandfathers will - I've been cut off without a scent.'

'One day this will be someone else's.'

Thought for Wednesday

'One day son, all this will not be yours.'