Property Pros Gifts

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Look, son, real estate."

Reverse Mortgage.

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Mouse real estate!

Home Sweet Second Home.

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

Repossessions

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'This is close enough.'

"Darling, there's an offer for a time-share nest in Florida: Should we apply?"

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'