Property Gurus Gifts

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Look, son, real estate."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Of course you're feeling tired - you're in your sub-prime."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

Reverse Mortgage.

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

"Sold his air rights."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

'This is close enough.'

Repossessions

House hunting is cruel.

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'