Property Guru Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone passionate about properties? Our collection blends wit and charm, offering thoughtful items that celebrate their love for real estate, home design, and property investment. Ideal for architects, interior decorators, or property developers who appreciate a humorous take on their favorite interest.

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'Can we call a realtor now?!'

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'Good point. It's been on the market far too long. I'll change the picture. I shouldn't be smiling.'

'Good point. It's been on the market far too long. I'll change the picture. I shouldn't be smiling.' mockup

'Good point. It's been on the market far too long. I'll change the picture. I shouldn't be smiling.'

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'Good news! We've got a buyer.'

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Little Investment on the Praire

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I hear the present owners are splitting up. Four fireplaces and a wine cellar. Better act quick, before they make up.

I hear the present owners are splitting up. Four fireplaces and a wine cellar. Better act quick, before they make up. mockup

I hear the present owners are splitting up. Four fireplaces and a wine cellar. Better act quick, before they make up.

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"Come on, show Grandma how smart you are—tell her the difference between a condo and a co-op."

"Come on, show Grandma how smart you are—tell her the difference between a condo and a co-op." mockup

"Come on, show Grandma how smart you are—tell her the difference between a condo and a co-op."

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"They say underwater is the next Brooklyn."

"They say underwater is the next Brooklyn." mockup

"They say underwater is the next Brooklyn."

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'Next, lot 234; an extremely rare estate agents

'Next, lot 234; an extremely rare estate agents mockup

'Next, lot 234; an extremely rare estate agents

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Estate Agents Date

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Tiny house. 'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

Tiny house. 'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.' mockup

Tiny house. 'It looked a lot bigger in the photos.'

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'Take us to your real estate agent - We hear it's a great time to buy!'

'Take us to your real estate agent - We hear it's a great time to buy!' mockup

'Take us to your real estate agent - We hear it's a great time to buy!'

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'The owner plays in the NBA.'

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Location Location Location

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The End of the Property Boom is Nigh. mockup

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

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A sign outside a house reads "For sale"; the house next door also has a sign that reads "Me too".

A sign outside a house reads "For sale"; the house next door also has a sign that reads "Me too". mockup

A sign outside a house reads "For sale"; the house next door also has a sign that reads "Me too".

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"That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!"

"That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!" mockup

"That's the worst case of rising damp I've ever seen!"

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"If you're serious about selling it, the first thing you need to do is change its name from 'Riverside Cottage'."

"If you're serious about selling it, the first thing you need to do is change its name from 'Riverside Cottage'." mockup

"If you're serious about selling it, the first thing you need to do is change its name from 'Riverside Cottage'."

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"As much as I hate to admit it, a bigger sign isn't going to help it sell any quicker."

"As much as I hate to admit it, a bigger sign isn't going to help it sell any quicker." mockup

"As much as I hate to admit it, a bigger sign isn't going to help it sell any quicker."

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'Does my boom look big in this?...' mockup

'Does my boom look big in this?...'

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"People who live in glass houses are rare."

"People who live in glass houses are rare." mockup

"People who live in glass houses are rare."

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"As you can see, prime location! Just under the hot water tank: warm all year round..."

"As you can see, prime location! Just under the hot water tank: warm all year round..." mockup

"As you can see, prime location! Just under the hot water tank: warm all year round..."

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'Oh no! We've moved to a catchment area...'

'Oh no! We've moved to a catchment area...' mockup

'Oh no! We've moved to a catchment area...'

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'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought'

'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought' mockup

'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought'

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"So that's 'niche' marketing?"

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Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location! mockup

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

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"Does it have to be where the buffalo roam?"

"Does it have to be where the buffalo roam?" mockup

"Does it have to be where the buffalo roam?"

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"I'm afraid your budget won't stretch to four bedrooms and a garden, would you consider one bedroom with a shared bathroom and access to a communal alley?"

"I'm afraid your budget won't stretch to four bedrooms and a garden, would you consider one bedroom with a shared bathroom and access to a communal alley?"

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'The good news is you made it... the bad news, up here, everything is 'for sale by owner'.'

'The good news is you made it... the bad news, up here, everything is 'for sale by owner'.' mockup

'The good news is you made it... the bad news, up here, everything is 'for sale by owner'.'

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Repossessions

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'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.' mockup

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

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'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.' mockup

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

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'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.' mockup

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

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'It looks exactly like the photo.' mockup

'It looks exactly like the photo.'

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'Let's not get too carried away.' mockup

'Let's not get too carried away.'

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I sold my house and my landlord's furious!

I sold my house and my landlord's furious! mockup

I sold my house and my landlord's furious!

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Property Guru Gifts Collection

Property Guru Mugs

Explore our range of property-themed mugs—funny and witty designs that bring a smile to any property guru’s morning coffee.

Property Guru Pillows

Add some personality to their living space with our property-themed pillows—fun, stylish, and a little bit witty.

Property Guru Prints

Find the perfect print to decorate a property enthusiast’s home or office—unique designs that celebrate their real estate passion.

Property Guru T-Shirts

Looking for a humorous way for a property lover to express their passion? Check out our property-related t-shirts—perfect for casual days and property projects.