Property Enthusiast Gifts

Dog Realtor

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'And in addition to a great room, this home has a cool room,super duper room and a totally awesome room.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

What the Buyer and Seller Think.

'Probably left here my the decorators, as I was saying, the roof is watertight.'

"Yes, I know what all the comps say, but my house is special."

Sketchy Real Estate Agent

"Good news, they accepted your offer!"

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'Well, it wasn't easy, but I finally found you a house in your price range!'

"It's a little bit small,but it's got great cross ventilation."

"I realize you're anxious to sell your home, but I think one sign will be sufficient."

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

Almost sold.

"It's more than I can afford and less than I desire."

"If you don't want the real-estate section, can I take a look at it?"

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

Seller's Market

'Not only is it a mortgage we can afford, but it will be easy to sell with that indoor pool!'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

'I had a house for that price. But I sold it in 1962.'

UK house prices drop by 1.3%

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

'I know its access is limited, but its got potential.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

'They've rejected a number of offers. I guess they're in no hurry to sell.'

"Well, you did say that you were just looking for something to get you started on the property ladder."

'It's neither a buyer's market or a seller's market. At the moment, it's an estate agent's market.'

"We've townsized."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

New home - should have got a survey.

'Hey - Great news! I've finally decided to sell you my house on the island!'

Sold at almost the price we bought it for

'I'm afraid I can't prescribe anti-depressants for housing gloom.'