Property Enthusiasts Gifts

Real estate.

"Look, honey, we've already got five inquiries about renting Janie's room!"

'According to my owner, buying this home was cheaper than building me one.'

William and Real Estate

"The government promised to replace any housing stock we had to sell...Unfortunately they wouldn't commit to WHERE!"

'And you hardly hear the neighbours, just the occasional shot gun bang.'

'We did have something in your price range, but the Luftwaffe bombed it in 1940.'

Mortgages up 'Where?'

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

"And as you can see it boasts easy access to the pantry from most rooms"

'Ideal for children - the play area is only a stone's throw away...'

'There's a desperate need for new housing...'

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'

"I hadn't realised things were quite that bad..."

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'