Real Estate Enthusiasts Gifts

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

'Tell him we'll pay his asking price if the goose stays.'

'I'm thinking of flipping this house.'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"The water feature doubles as a plunge pool."

The President Lived by the Eviction Notice in the 1970s. Will He Die By One in the 2010s?

Information. if the universe is expanding, how come real estate prices keep going up?

Under New Mismanagement

'It's sad seeing all of these foreclosed homes around here.'

Alamo Drive.

'I think it's the landlord after his three months in advance lease payments.'

Typically nouveau-riche - they've bought the house next door as their kids' Wendy House!

"My parents said I could move back into my old room, but they forgot to mention they sold the house 7 years ago."

"I think they're trying to tell us we've stayed to long."

House Prices

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Look, son, real estate."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."