Housing Enthusiasts Gifts

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A Canadian speaks...I heard Flaherty talking about the housing bubble.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I didn't spark joy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"Look, son, real estate."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'For Sale by Neighbor'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

Emigrating to France.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"I couldn't keep up the payments."

Real Estate Personals

Home Sweet Second Home.

"At last we own our own apartment. I feel like a king."