Housing Adventurer Gifts

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

"I'm bucking the trend. I'm moving into my parents' attic."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

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Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Real Estate Personals

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

G.P.S. For the Home

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

'They're playing house.'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

New Homes

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Turtle Eviction

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

The lessor of two evils.

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

For Sale sign combined with Fruit Machine - 'House Price Lottery'

Home Ship Home

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

'Oh darling, isn't it just so sweet?!'