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'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

"I'm bucking the trend. I'm moving into my parents' attic."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

Open House of Horrors

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

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Real Estate Personals

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'They're playing house.'

G.P.S. For the Home

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

New Homes

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Turtle Eviction

The lessor of two evils.

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

Godfrey Hunting for Lodgings

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

For Sale, just to find the true value.

Home Ship Home

For Sale sign combined with Fruit Machine - 'House Price Lottery'

"Is it me or is this mini home trend getting out of control?"

"The seller is highly unmotivated."

"Watch out for the low beams!"

'Problems finding good, affordable housing?'

'Oh darling, isn't it just so sweet?!'

"We were leasing land to a guy running a truffle farm in france. He skipped out, but we were able to recover some of his assets."

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

'I'm positive that 'Open House' sign pointed to next door.'