Adventurous Homeowner Gifts

Home Ship Home

Painting by the numbers for adults

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'How's the water skiing?'

'We'll take it!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Open House of Horrors

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

G.P.S. For the Home

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Ceiling Paint

"It was one of the things they kept after selling the ski resort."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

'My life is so awesome! I've got a starter job, starter house and a starter husband.'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

'The good news is it's not mice.'

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

'Sorry, Mr. Reed. We thought we had a great new house-moving technique until the wind shifted.'

For Sale sign combined with Fruit Machine - 'House Price Lottery'