Modern Home Adventurer Gifts

"Every appliance, every light, every bit of electronics in the house is controlled by a single remote that I haven't yet been able to find."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Too bright."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Hon, I'm home!'

'We'll take it!'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"It's a major fixer-upper. How's your marriage?"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

G.P.S. For the Home

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Ceiling Paint

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Need Wi-Fi

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"Camping is a great way to get away from it all...just humans against nature...with nothing to distract us."

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

'Oh yes, Leonard's a fixit-it man. Only problem is, who'll fix it after him?'

'Give me the saw Stanley, I'm calling a professional.'

Home Ship Home

"I think our 'Smart TV' might have overheard us..."