Home Adventurers Gifts

'Curiosity'

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Captain steering house through flood.

'How's the water skiing?'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Hon, I'm home!'

'We'll take it!'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

I made you a cake!

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

The Inexperienced Cook

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'How are you doing on your side?'

Time for pancakes!

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Egg Surprise

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

G.P.S. For the Home

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?