Home Cook Adventurer Gifts

Arnold's girlfriend was not the type to turn men's heads...their stomachs were something else.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Captain steering house through flood.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'How's the water skiing?'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Prepare to meet your maker."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

I made you a cake!

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Surprise in the salad bowl

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Ten out of ten for effort...