Domestic Adventurer Gifts

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Distracted young couple let hot water overflow

"The problem with you, Stanley, is you're in denial but you won't admit it."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"Meet Carla, honey - our new roommate."

"Mostly, he was just puttering, but now he's also muttering."

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'Apart from that,how do you like married life?'

Father struggling with the microwave

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home i think they meant in the UK

"Let me guess, your wife's out of town?"

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Don't worry, dear, we'll find your wedding ring."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Hon, I'm home!'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'How's the water skiing?'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'We'll take it!'

Moving in

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'How are you doing on your side?'

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

G.P.S. For the Home