Domestic Life Adventurers Gifts

"I did khat once with Roger. Should I go on?"

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'Hon, I'm home!'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Think about the honey."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

"The groceries are in the car."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

G.P.S. For the Home

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"It helps."