Domestic Life Explorer Gifts

The Freelance Life.

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'Matrimonial Harmonics'

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

"We never close, do we, Howard?"

"What about now? Can you tell I'm home now?"

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

'That's me in the fishing boat after 12 hours. The only thing snapping was me.'

'Why didn't you tell me that the T.V. was at the repair shop?...I thought the batteries in the remote control had gone!'

Revenge of the Golf Widow

"Cheer up, at least the lock down has enabled us to establish exactly what you are good at!"

"You think you're angry? I'll show you angry!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Think about the honey."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"If it's all random, why are you always here?"

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

Are we going to raise her as a cat person or a dog person?

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

'I'm his best friend, until his wife walks in.'