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The Freelance Life.

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'Matrimonial Harmonics'

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"The boondocks R us, I guess."

"We never close, do we, Howard?"

"What about now? Can you tell I'm home now?"

'That's me in the fishing boat after 12 hours. The only thing snapping was me.'

'Why didn't you tell me that the T.V. was at the repair shop?...I thought the batteries in the remote control had gone!'

Revenge of the Golf Widow

"Cheer up, at least the lock down has enabled us to establish exactly what you are good at!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Think about the honey."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"If it's all random, why are you always here?"

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

'I'm his best friend, until his wife walks in.'

"It helps."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'