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'She never stays mad at me for long.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Think about the honey."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Great, now we're lost."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"The groceries are in the car."

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

'I'm his best friend, until his wife walks in.'

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"It helps."

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

"You're not my husband."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."