Domestic Life Explorers Gifts

'She never stays mad at me for long.'

"My dang neck is killin' me again." "That's because you left your dang hanger in your coat. Again."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

"Think about the honey."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Great, now we're lost."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"The groceries are in the car."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

We need to keep him a few days, but we can loan you a courtesy husband until he's ready to go home.

The apartment 5-J Film Festival.

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

'I'm his best friend, until his wife walks in.'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

"Apologies but you'll have to count me out tonight - Lynn and I are working on our marriage."

"What - I ask for an explanation from you and you don't even know why?! I'f like to haven explanation for that, my dear!"

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"Year - at first, it was romantic."

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

"It helps."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"You're not my husband."

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'