Domestic Explorer Gifts

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

We never go out anymore.

"Brian, I've seen where all the missing socks have been going!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Your dinner is in the oven you chauvenist pig - 'Oven?'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

"Are you sure this is a staycation!"

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'Outside with that!'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

G.P.S. For the Home

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'