Domestic Explorer Prints

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

"Brian, I've seen where all the missing socks have been going!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'She'll never look for me here.'

Your dinner is in the oven you chauvenist pig - 'Oven?'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

"Are you sure this is a staycation!"

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

'Outside with that!'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

G.P.S. For the Home

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

"Looks like beach weather."

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."