Domestic Dynamic Explorer Prints

"Lift your stems."

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Ahhh...'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

"I said, I had the cat declawed."

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

'She lets the aupair drive the 4x4 to prep school.'