Domestic Adventurous Gifts

"My husband and I have decided to share each other's interests. He's at home burning the dinner."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'How's the water skiing?'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'We'll take it!'

I made you a cake!

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'You know that bottle of ink that was standing on the desk...?'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

The Inexperienced Cook

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'How are you doing on your side?'

Time for pancakes!

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Egg Surprise