House Adventurer Gifts

'We'll take it!'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Captain steering house through flood.

'Hon, I'm home!'

'How's the water skiing?'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"I'm after the history section."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'How are you doing on your side?'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Universe of reading

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

G.P.S. For the Home

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Ceiling Paint

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

Gamers

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'