Apartment Adventurer Gifts

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Judy has always wanted a dog, but she lives in a restricted apartment.

Snake disappearing through door.

The lessor of two evils.

Sound Apartment

'The owner says you can stay free the first month if you can find his lost TV remote.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Bad for you but to die for

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Honey, I'm home.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Tin Man Visits New York

G.P.S. For the Home

Dominoes

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

Bed or breakfast.

"Measuring dulls my creativity."