Apartment Enthusiast Gifts

"No, it's not prewar - yet."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

The Mold as Green Space

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

FOR RENT: 1-BR. APT. W/GARAGE. ! !

"So what if it's small," the realtor says, "it's not like you'll be stuck in there."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Retired From Home

Man gathers leaves to put on his high-rise patio.

'Honey, I'm home.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'What do you think of the lawn?'

Estate agent client

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

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Upper West Side Story

'No it's still not fixed'

Cat and Broom

Real Estate Personals

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

'They're playing house.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

UP Again: Housing Prices.

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."