Apartment Enthusiasts Gifts

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Upper West Side Story

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'No it's still not fixed'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Honey, I'm home.'

Cat and Broom

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

The lessor of two evils.

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

Fun with candy.

'Luxury box.'

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

Radiator Cookery

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'