Apartment Living Adventurer Gifts

Confused Plumber

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'We'll take it!'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Shakespeare Street

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Cat and Broom

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'No it's still not fixed'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'Honey, I'm home.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Bed or breakfast.