Apartment Life Adventurer Gifts

"We have a deal. If we invite them to all our parties, they'll leave our building alone."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We'll take it!'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Honey, I'm home.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"It helps."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Bed or breakfast.

The lessor of two evils.

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

Home Ship Home

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Great --- Starting from scratch again.

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

"Sorry. Full."

'Not getting into university is not going to stop me doing the things I hoped to do...'

'The owner says you can stay free the first month if you can find his lost TV remote.'

"Look - an urban legend."

'Where did we put away childish things?'

For Sale/Price Reduced.

The Difficult Journey of Life.

"First Door on your left , sir."

I'm figuring what's good for me, but only by the process of elimination.

Bob gets a message from the man upstairs.