Apartment Life Explorer Gifts

Footwear

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Cat and Broom

Shakespeare Ave

'No it's still not fixed'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Honey, I'm home.'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"I told you never to call me here."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Desk of an urban farm manager

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Danger Quicksand

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"