Apartment Life Explorer Gifts

Footwear

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Shakespeare Ave

'Honey, I'm home.'

Cat and Broom

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'No it's still not fixed'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"I told you never to call me here."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Desk of an urban farm manager

Danger Quicksand

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Full central heating and hardwood floors throughout, the flat also benefits from being close to all major transport routes."

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"