Accommodation Adventurer Gifts

Bed or breakfast.

Tenants and Landlords

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Bed and Breakfast

Down on Bourbon Street...

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

"It's marzipan pigs."

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"You hibernate-walked again. But this time you came back smelling like beer."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.