Accommodation Adventurer Gifts

Bed or breakfast.

Tenants and Landlords

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Down on Bourbon Street...

Bed and Breakfast

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

"It's marzipan pigs."

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

The lessor of two evils.