Apartment Adventurer Mugs

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Judy has always wanted a dog, but she lives in a restricted apartment.

Snake disappearing through door.

The lessor of two evils.

Sound Apartment

'The owner says you can stay free the first month if you can find his lost TV remote.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Bad for you but to die for

Captain steering house through flood.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Honey, I'm home.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Tin Man Visits New York

G.P.S. For the Home

Dominoes

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

"Measuring dulls my creativity."

Bed or breakfast.

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

"Mobile Tree Home"