Guesthouse Adventurer Gifts

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

G.P.S. For the Home

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

"You hibernate-walked again. But this time you came back smelling like beer."

Man in a Tuxedo

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

Gamers

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Bed or breakfast.

'I hate rainy days!'