Guesthouse Adventurer Gifts

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Captain steering house through flood.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

'We'll take it!'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Please excuse him, he's intent.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'Keep your feet on the joists, Cedric.'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"My parents call it a blanket hanging from my ceiling. I call it a giant privacy filter."

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Man in a Tuxedo

Hold on Cutlet! We have to get past Mom's waxed floor!

G.P.S. For the Home

Gamers

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'Your childhood treehouse is where we will begin therapy....'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"Every day I consider using that doggy door. But my laziness outweighs my desire to hunt."

"Whenever I want my mom to play fort, I just turn on news about climate change."

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

Bed or breakfast.

'I hate rainy days!'

Miniature Golf.