Haunted House Adventurer Gifts

'To tell you the truth - I've never seen a ghost around here and I've had this job since 1879.'

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Captain steering house through flood.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'We'll take it!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Open House of Horrors

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

G.P.S. For the Home

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Monster Realtor

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Ceiling Paint

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'