Haunted House Adventurer T-Shirts

'To tell you the truth - I've never seen a ghost around here and I've had this job since 1879.'

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Out To Lurch

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Captain steering house through flood.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

'We'll take it!'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Open House of Horrors

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Monster Realtor

"You never know what will catch on!"

G.P.S. For the Home

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

Ceiling Paint

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Arcarde Patrol

"If only you knew. . ."