
A house haunts a man.
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A house haunts a man.
'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'
'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'
'I've just discovered our apartment building was built over an old IRS office building.'
"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."
Bl**dy squatters
"This place always gives me the creeps."
"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"
"Dude, thanks for hosting the haunted house at your place!"
"Yes...our haunted house is too scary."
Happy Halloween.
Monster Realtor
A woman hangs a ghost on the washing line.
'It mostly scares the realtors.'
Ghost in the bedroom.
'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'
"Kill!"
A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.
"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"
"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."
Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!
'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'
"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."
Transylvanian backpackers.
'Alone for the weekend at last!'
"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"
'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'
A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.
Ghost School.
Chiller Theatre
Night of the Zombonies.
Dead Funny
"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."
Out To Lurch
"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"
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