Haunted Attraction Enthusiast Gifts

Tunnel of love.

"Is there anybody there?"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Ghost School.

Dead Funny

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Night of the Zombonies.

Chiller Theatre

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Zombies.

Astral Projection

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Solar Frankenstein

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Open House of Horrors