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Tunnel of love.

"Is there anybody there?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Ghost School.

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Zombies.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Solar Frankenstein

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"