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"...An old librarian wearing glasses directed you to the supernatural section?... Well, there was someone fitting your description who worked here once, but..."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Night of the Zombonies.

Ghost School.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Dead Funny

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Chiller Theatre

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Astral Projection

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Zombies.

Solar Frankenstein

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"