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'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Paranormal A-Z...

Night of the Zombonies.

Dead Funny

"I'm the bad guy..."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Horror Stories.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Halloween Selfie

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'